Looks like once you’re down with the clown, you’re down for life. Ain’t that right, @iamjoshpirone? (Taken with instagram)

Congratulations @veuhtaylor and @trevtrev123 :) (Taken with instagram)

This is my baby. Her name is Piper, she whoops ass. (Taken with instagram)

Omgsocute (Taken with instagram)

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Tasty jams<3 (Taken with instagram)

New MMF. Too good. (Taken with instagram)

Tasty jams for this morning. (Taken with instagram)

Loner (Taken with instagram)

My background, @scottbaize’s background. It’s that kind of love. (Taken with instagram)

High five goes to the first person to guess what band we’re talking about. If you guess it and you don’t live in Arizona, you get a million. (Taken with instagram)

Artsy as fuck. Haven’t done this in awhile though. Let’s get metal. I wanna see you cry, bitch. \m/ (Taken with instagram)

I was in too much of a rush yesterday to post this, but I hate cleaning. @therath6668 was sweet enough to clean up after our mess. (Taken with instagram)

Pullin bitches with the clip-on iPhone. (Taken with Instagram at The Nile Theatre)

I love you @seannstache, but you’re gonna get a lot of shit from me for awhile;) For the rest of you, follow Keep Your Distance on Twitter. (Taken with instagram)